Best of Funny Christmas Movies, TV & Music
Surviving another month in the “holiday spirit” echo chamber made me ponder, “Which of these movies, television episodes, and songs do I actually enjoy?”
Best Christmas Movie
Winner
Die Hard (1988) - ”Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.” It’s a tale of redemption set on Christmas. That makes it a Christmas movie. Deal with it.
Runner-up
Elf (2003) – Everyone likes this movie. If you don’t I recon you might be one of those damned communists.
Best Christmas Television Episode
Winner
South Park – Woodland Critter Christmas (Season 8, Episode 14, 2004) – Stan helps some adorable Woodland Critters give birth to their savior. Insanity ensues. This isn’t for the faint of heart, or for young children.
Runner-up
Futurama – Xmas Story (Season 2, Episode 8 1999) – 1,000 years in the future, a robotic santa (John Goodman) distributes gifts on Xmas. Robot Santa’s behavior standards were set too high in the factory and he judges everyone as naughty… And tried to murder them for their misdeeds.
Best Christmas Song
Winner
O Holy Night – Matt Mulholland - Be sure to read the description of this song, and stick around for the crescendo at the end; Mulholland has exceptional vocal range.
Runner-up
The Night Santa Went Crazy - Weird Al Yankovic
Happy Holidays!
“Now I have a machine gun Ho-Ho-Ho”
Have a very merry Christmas.
To fill your day with holiday cheer I recommend my all-time favorite Christmas movie…
Cybergeddon is upon us!!
Ahh, fear-mongering at it’s finest.
I read the news. Daily. There’s a certain satisfaction that comes with depressing yourself by reading about how messed up the whole g-d world is. Exhilarating almost. So, at 1:46 am, eastern standard time, I’m amazed that current events like the Gaza conflict, Japan’s recession, Darfur and heck, the first cat India dying, the FBI would like us to believe that we should really care about cyber wars. Really? Sure, you admit that this worry comes after nuclear war and weapons of mass destruction, but really?
If there’s a nuclear holocaust, I’m pretty sure I wont be checking my email worrying about trojans in my FREE XXX PORN emails.
I get what they’re trying to warn us about. Online terrorism could affect our infrastructure is a scary thought, but I always love how these articles act like “how-to guides.” If you were going to pollute our water supply here’s how and where it would be the most deadly.
Bruce Willis always let’s us know all about destruction. I saw Live Free or Die Hard. I know what happens. In the end, some bald guy is going to save the day, so I’m not really worried. Same thing happens in Armageddon, and I know Michael Bay would never exaggerate true events.
You’ve got to just love the media for always wanting to scare the living crap out of us. To see the Yahoo News article I’m ranting about, you can Click Here!
And… just for fun:
