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Posts tagged ‘The Onion’

19
Jan

Social Media Gurus & Value

For what it’s worth, this post gets funny later on.

I’m not, and have never been a fan of social media experts, gurus, ninjas, or whatever other pompous titles they use. From where I’m sitting, social media as it is used by most companies and individuals isn’t overwhelmingly complicated. The volume of free video, blog posts & infographic tutorials is staggering, and none of it is a substitute for just using the platforms on your own. If you’ve never actively used this stuff, you don’t understand it.

The two people who really taught me about social media were there at the beginning, well before it was “social media.” Their (and other early thinkers/doers) posts, actions and successes are the foundation on which all of these current “experts” have set up shop, reiterating the same messages in an endless loop. It’s worth noting that both of the people who taught me about social media have vast knowledge about the Internet and technology in general.

There are some good social media consultants out there, but they are very few and far between.

For my part, social media is not, and never has been a passion of mine. My love is for the Internet on which these platforms are built.

Anyway… All of this was spurred on by a hilarious video from the Onion with a mock social media guru speaking at in a TED-esque setting.

Onion Social Media Guru

“Social media eliminates the need to provide value to your clients.” This is depressingly spot-on for those of us who are trying to make things that do provide value, and have to watch in horror as money is flushed down the toilet that is the Facebook Fan Page.

(Via BoingBoing)

28
Aug

The Onion: Why Comic Sans is Funny

(Via ONN)

12
Jul

Lady Gaga is a Batman Villain

I’m not sure how we missed it… Lady Gaga is a Batman villain.

It’s been staring us in the face for two years; garish costumes, henchmen, and occasional bouts of insanity.

Lady Gaga Kidnaps Commissioner Gordon, The Onion

28
Dec

The Onion – Kim Jong Il Next Batman

This isn’t all that implausible.

8
Jul

Onion: Apple Opens Friend Bar

I had to go to the Genius Bar on Tuesday to get my MacBook Air fixed. The service was surprisingly good. In my experience they usually suck.

Anyway, I can’t believe how packed the Apple Store was. I’m told the stores are always full these days.

11
Jun

The Onion: Boston Globe Tailors Print Edition For Three Remaining Subscribers

What will they think of next?

19
May

The Onion: New Google Phone Service Whispers Targeted Ads Directly Into Users’ Ears

How great is the Yahoo “Y! Phone?”

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