I wish I would see things like this when I ride the NYC Subway, or New Jersey Transit.
All I ever see are crazy people screaming, creepy dudes pleasuring themselves, and stupid teenage girls struggling to solve a USA Today crossword… The hint was “A name for a bird,” it was three letters, they had the first and last letters; “H _ N.”
It took them 30 minutes, and they never thought to try vowels.