Regular TGW reader Simon alerted me of the existence of this inanely upscale john.
This promotional video for the royal crapper takes itself so seriously that I found myself laughing out loud at it.
That was a lovely leg. I’m impressed that Kohler had the balls to use sex to try to sell a can.
Yes, we all need a touchscreen remote to initiate the “flushing cycle.”
The Kohler numi is truly the toilet of the future. When you take a dump in the numi it’s not crap, it’s the captains log.
The Geek Whisperer 
All designs were impressive until the ad introduced the needed touchscreen lol. Laughable all right!