May 21 Judgement Day

The crazies are ranting again, and the word is that the end of the world is next Saturday, May 21, 2011.

Now that's a spooky masthead!

I’m not really sure why the world is ending, and I’m not going to waste my time to read up on the reason (as we have such little time left).

However, to those who truly believe that the world is ending, I will offer a kind service. If you’d like a reverse mortgage, I’d be happy to give you one. If the world is ending, then you can comfortably spend like there is no tomorrow… But if you’re wrong, I’ll probably own all of your shit.

Personally, I will be spending next Saturday eating Vietnamese food, and watching Weird Al perform. Should be a fun day.

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