Good morning world!
It’s Sunday, May 22, 2011 and the Earth is still spinning.
I took a look out the window and didn’t see any demons sodomizing the many heathens in my neighborhood.
I don’t have blood running from my faucet.
I wasn’t particularly thorough, but I haven’t noticed any boils on my body.
I haven’t seen any flies, lice or frogs.
Both my girlfriend and I are first born, and near as I can tell we both have a pulse.
The weather ain’t perfect, but I don’t think it’s hailing.
I’m no expert on mass extinction, but I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that the latest doomsday prediction was incorrect.
Still… If you want a reverse mortgage before December 21, 2012, give me a call.
Have a wonderful day.
The Geek Whisperer 
Just to refute your argument, I see some flies out and they are really annoying .. keep getting them all over my windshield…. just saying – there are def some flies in the area.
Talk to me when you are being swarmed by them.
Yay, we made it. I’m really glad the Rapture didn’t happen. I would hate to miss any of the latest Doctor Who two-parter.
Dust, the end of the world won’t stop Neil Gaiman.