Apocalypse Not So Much

Good morning world!

It’s Sunday, May 22, 2011 and the Earth is still spinning.

I took a look out the window and didn’t see any demons sodomizing the many heathens in my neighborhood.

I don’t have blood running from my faucet.

I wasn’t particularly thorough, but I haven’t noticed any boils on my body.

I haven’t seen any flies, lice or frogs.

Both my girlfriend and I are first born, and near as I can tell we both have a pulse.

The weather ain’t perfect, but I don’t think it’s hailing.

I’m no expert on mass extinction, but I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that the latest doomsday prediction was incorrect.

Still… If you want a reverse mortgage before December 21, 2012, give me a call. 

Have a wonderful day.

4 thoughts on “Apocalypse Not So Much

  1. Just to refute your argument, I see some flies out and they are really annoying .. keep getting them all over my windshield…. just saying – there are def some flies in the area.

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