Good morning world!
It’s Sunday, May 22, 2011 and the Earth is still spinning.
I took a look out the window and didn’t see any demons sodomizing the many heathens in my neighborhood.
I don’t have blood running from my faucet.
I wasn’t particularly thorough, but I haven’t noticed any boils on my body.
I haven’t seen any flies, lice or frogs.
Both my girlfriend and I are first born, and near as I can tell we both have a pulse.
The weather ain’t perfect, but I don’t think it’s hailing.
I’m no expert on mass extinction, but I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that the latest doomsday prediction was incorrect.
Have a wonderful day.