Things I’ve Learned About the World

There aren’t a lot of absolutes in life, but here’s some wisdom you can take to the bank (I may add to this list).

  • Never get involved in a land war in Asia
  • Measure twice, cut once
  • Don’t sue The Oatmeal
  • Wipe front to back (thanks Mal!)
  • Don’t shit where you eat (thank mom!)
  • Don’t get in the middle of a holy war

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