I’m just assuming if you made it past the headline that you know what’s happened in “Breaking Bad” thus far.
Here’s how I would end this monster of a series…
Hank’s about to get gunned down by some psychotic skinheads (I know that’s redundant).
Walt is going to be actually devastated. When he’s in his Heisenberg persona, he’s callous and evil. When he reverts back to Walt, he still has feelings for his family.
It’s cool because Dean Norris is busy being a badass villain in “Under the Dome.”
They’ve been setting up a car crash for Junior for a long damn time.
He’s going to get into a fatal car crash after learning his father’s dark secret.
This will crush what little is left of the White family.
Marie is going to recover from some kind of psychotic break after losing her husband. By the end of the show, she will have custody of Holly, Walt and Skylar’s daughter.
Skylar will avoid jail, but will suffer the cruelest fate of the show having lost everyone she cares about because of her complicity in her husband’s crimes.
Walt is going to avenge Hank and protect everyone he loves by killing Lydia, and then going after the skinheads.
He’s going to smoke the ricin cigarette while mowing down the neo-Nazi scum with that big belt-fed machine gun Scarface style (which they foreshadowed way back).
No one kills Walter White except for Walter Fucking White.
Jesse is redeemed. He’s relocated somewhere else, and emerged from this insanity as a changed man. He has become a high school chemistry teacher.
The series concludes with a shot of Jesse delivering the same lecture on “change” that Walt gave his class at the beginning of the series.
Or… Maybe we’ll find out that New Mexico never existed, and they’ve all been dead the whole time.